Monday, August 21, 2006

Turn Around The Life/Death Cycle



I received this funny email, but the author wasn't named. If anyone knows who wrote this, please inform me, and I'll give them credit. I couldn't resist posting this for multiple reasons.

Life Cycle

I think the life cycle is all backwards
You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then,

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions......central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and finally you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.


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