Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Cats On Tuesday--Anela Sez Phooey On Football Parties
Anela Here: As you may recall from my last post, I was looking forward to the Big Party my slaves were throwing so that I'd get more attention! Well, lemme tell ya: I stayed away until the party was over. My Cat Tribe wasn't there in human form!
Cats know their slaves...err, the human race. When people come around who are 'cat-people', cats gravitate to them. The signal goes out over the Cat-Dar! Not so at this recent party!
There weren't even enough good cat vibes left over even after everyone left the party to enjoy sniffing! I overheard the party people talking about football season. How boring! Cats could care less about football! Football is a stupid human sport where humans bash one another in ritual fashion to big noise from other human football fans. Puhlease! Cats are so over this primitive form of abuse.
Cats prefer philosophical discussions, poetry, music, laughter, dance, and romance.
And there was very little of the above at my slaves party. Granted, laughter was there to some degree. I laughed at the fools from the bushes. Heh heh.